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Forget the phrase “You are what you eat.” Now it’s “You are how much you eat.”

At least that’s the message given by the new Gluttony Pants, designed (with a sick sense of humor) by San Francisco-based chef and former Iron Chef contestant Chris Cosentino for Betabrand. Gluttony Pants are made with three buttons on the waist to allow for more, how shall I say, wiggle room in your eating experience.

In other words: How piggy are you feeling today?

Each button has an embroidered label for the level of how much “pigging out” you’re in the mood for.

If you’re just planning a minor binge, use the “Piglet” button. Wanting to reject any sense of a diet? Go for the “Sow” button, or worse, the “Boar.” The trousers come with a coordinating burgundy napkin in case things get messy.

As a gag gift or a good conversation piece, these adjustable-waist pants can’t go wrong (though the $100 price tag makes them a bit pricey for white elephant gift exchanges).

But if you’re contemplating the practicality of the one-size-fits-all-appetites pants, you may want to stay far away from this gluttonous garb — and consider your state of mind before next stepping up to the feeding trough.

One thing I love about summer is the freedom I feel to take weekend trips.

I traveled to Juno Beach with friends last week for a quick two-day jaunt and returned feeling rejuvinated. I didnt stick to a normal workout schedule, or even my typical eating plan, while I was there. But dropping my routine for a few days was a welcome change.

After an afternoon at the beach, where we spent more than two hours swimming in the ocean, catching waves and walking the shore, we stopped at a grocery store for a late lunch. I always crave fresh food after time at the beach, so I got a big watermelon to share and half a whole-wheat sub packed with veggies and lean turkey. Nothing particularly special, but it was satisfying and refreshing.

In the two days I was away, I didnt stray so far from the usual healthy that I came back regretting the trip.

Instead, it felt good to break away from life, from the gym and from my so-called diet.

I used to look forward to the days I run- Monday, Wednesday and Saturday- because I could sleep in until 7 a.m. (Tuesday and Thursday I wake up at 5 a.m. to take a spinning class. I know it’s crazy, but I love it!)

However, I have been waking up earlier and earlier in an attempt to beat the heat. I started out hitting the road at 7:30, then 7:00, then 6:30. As summer kicks into high gear, I notice there isn’t that much of a difference between my 6:30 and 7:30 run. It’s just plain hot no matter how early I get up.

I have nothing against sweating. In fact, I love it. I often measure how good a workout I have based on how much I sweat, but there are limits.

I got back from a 3-mile run today and looked like I had spent the morning swimming. I was drenched. I kept a steady pace with an 81/2-minute mile, but felt like I was pushing through a dense fog. My legs were heavy. My shirt was so wet that it did no good to use it to wipe the sweat off my face.

I usually love starting my day exercising outdoors, but I’m starting to think it may be getting too hot. Moving my runs to a treadmill indoors is an option I’m considering.

However, there are several reasons why I won’t give up my outdoor runs just yet:

1. I would miss the ease of rolling out of bed and being outside stretching in less than 5 minutes.

2. I would miss listening to U2’s ‘Beautiful Day’ as my first song and thinking, “It is a beautiful day.” (This works better on a cool spring day when jasmine are blooming and birds are chirping -but sometimes I can get this thought in before the wall of heat smacks me in the face)

3. I would miss the comfort of my “usual” route, mixed in with the unknown: Will a train slow me down today? Will that crazy squirrel run in front of me AGAIN? Will my timing be in sync with the traffic lights?

And, most importantly:

4. Going to a air-conditioned gym to use a treadmill would add drive time to my morning exercise routine, which means having to get up even earlier.

If you are like me and refuse to give up your morning runs, click here for tips for staying safe in the heat.