Warrior Dash: Assessing the damage
Navigating the horizontal cargo net was not easy. I accomplished this same manuever — falling and getting tied up in the ropes. (Gary W. Green/Orlando Sentinel)
Ive had a couple of days to recoup and reflect on my Warrior Dash experience. Heres a quick rundown on the highs and lows.
WHINE, WHINE, WHINE. Ive only heard one complaint from one person (male): There was too much mud. To that I say, Get over it, you wimp. If you didnt want to get muddy, why, why, WHY did you even participate? I paid my money and wore white just so I could walk away covered in mud. In fact, its the mud that will get me to sign up next year and the year after.
UNEVEN, SLIPPERY TERRAIN. The hype surrounding the race had me envisioning all sorts of injuries (for example: someone super klutzy (me) tripping and falling into the fire). However, it didnt take long to realize that my biggest concern (really the only concern) needed to be twisting an ankle. It was top of my mind with every awkward step I took as I splashed through puddles and slid through slimy mud. Thankfully, I walked away without a limp.
SMART WARRIOR VS. WIMPY WARRIOR. As I approached the first of many puddles, I had to make a decision: Was I going to take the easy route and stay to the edge of the course so I only had to trudge through the shallowest portions, or was I going to head straight down the middle of the course into the deepest parts? I decided it didnt make me less of a warrior to stay to the edges. It, in fact, made me a smart warrior. Anyone disagree?
THE WORST OBSTACLE. The horizontal cargo net was the most difficult for me. Ive had others say that the tires were the biggest energy sap and some said the humid, smelly tent o mud was their most dreaded obstacle. What caused you the most problems?
BATTLE WOUNDS: I have a couple of scrapes and bruises (I blame the horizontal cargo net). I still have dirt under my toenails (although I promise Ive scrubbed them daily with no luck). My sunburned shoulders are proof that you cant forgo the sunscreen in Florida just because its still winter.
Overall it was an incredible experience that I cant wait to repeat. Ive got to start planning my costume.
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Read about my experience at Florida’s first Warrior Dash on Jan. 29-30.
Want to get close to the action without getting muddy? Check out Orlando Sentinel photographer Gary W. Green’s photo gallery and incredible video.
For more information on Warrior Dash competitions and to get race results, go to WarriorDash.com.
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